10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Why not, when some because there are three.