10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak