10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.