10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"