10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.