10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it