10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.