10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth