10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!