10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"