10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon