10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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