10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT