10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Welcome to kicker school
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves