10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!