10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker is for loners.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Fold and live to fold again
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament