10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- im going to 2 out you to death
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05