10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is for loners.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow