10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.