10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers