10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.