10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha