10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is for loners.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus