10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!