10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)