10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Welcome to kicker school
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"