10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)