10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"