10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.