10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."