10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"