10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson