10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Welcome to kicker school
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.