10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword