10 Random Poker Quotes

Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
"Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
Fold and live to fold again
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
"I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.