10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
If you play 69, always bet on the come.
Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
in the poker game of life women are the rake
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth