10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker is for loners.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..