10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Fook the floosh droo!