10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.