10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Those eggs smell delicious!