10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Welcome to kicker school
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed