10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)