10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders