10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it