10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.