10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss