10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.