10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.