10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.