10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear